Big Brother 9's first evictee, Stephanie McMichael, showed off her cute cherry bikini while splashing around in the sea during her holiday in Spain. There was no sign of her rumoured new secret boyfriend, BB8's Liam McGough, but she looked happy enough with her assorted inflatables — how many lilos does one woman need? Steph's pretend husband from the house, Mario, has been less than complimentary about her in an interview with the News of The World, saying: "She's as thick as custard and twice as yellow which is why she was evicted first. I'd just like to say good luck with getting your boobs out but I won't be looking to rekindle any relationship in the future". Somehow I don't think Steph's going to be that bothered, Mario.

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