Ah! Now Jared Leto Has a Bleach-Blond Makeover
Jared Leto is set to star as the Joker in the upcoming supervillain movie Suicide Squad, which is sure to mean a drastic change in the Oscar winner's outward appearance (green hair, perhaps?). Recently, director David Ayer posted a Twitter photo with scissors hovering close to Jared's beloved ponytail. The caption read, "Should we?", and he followed it up with a shot of Jared with short strands. Then Jared appeared at the Balmain show with a platinum-blond makeover. Well, David, we're not happy about this. As beauty editors, we take this issue very seriously, and we want to make our opinion known.
Dear Mr. Ayer,
We understand you have an artistic vision for your film. Technically, the Joker has never had long, flowing locks, but that's why they make wigs! Jared had the best ombré in Hollywood, and with one careless snip, you ruined it all. We know sometimes the long hair looked a little greasy (especially with the beard, which we're kind of glad is gone). And sure, Jared does look pretty hot with a short crop. However, his hair was his crowning glory, and he was a trendsetter. Have you heard of the manbun? And the manbraid is totally making a comeback thanks to his red carpet plait. Now, all the rocker dudes are going to request bleach-blond cuts. Not cool, David, not cool.
A devoted Jared Leto hair fan