AstroTwins Beauty Horoscope for Mercury Retrograde
How to Keep Mercury Retrograde From F*cking Up Your Beauty Routine
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An Aries, Leo, and Capricorn walk into a bar.
The Aries shamelessly hits on the bartender, effectively taking all the attention away from the Leo (who, obviously, is trying to order the $38 glass of cabernet sauvignon). But, while the Capricorn has calculated that the situation could implode in 2.5 minutes, the night seems to go off without a hitch.
Had the scenario played out while Mercury were in Retrograde, however, and things might look entirely different — which is exactly how you should think of your beauty routine from July 26 through August 19, regardless of your sign. Like the AstroTwins Tali and Ophira Edut told POPSUGAR: "Mercury in Retrograde is all about messing up people's schedules, so be sure to leave yourself enough time for appointments and come prepared."
Luckily, you needn't stumble over your astrological to-dos. The AstroTwins teamed up with popular nail brand Essie to deliver your updated beauty horoscope for the summer — and offered a few fun tips on looking good while getting through the trying times. Better to be prepared than drunk, no?
Cancer (June 21 to July 22)
Milk Makeup Kush Clear Brow Gel
Fabio had his long, flowy hair to help him get ahead at work. For anybody else not in the romance novel business, that's why eyebrow gels were invented.
Leo (July 23 to August 22)
AstroTwins Horoscope: "Mercury Retrograde is in Leos sign this time around, so this is a good opportunity to look at old photos and revive a throwback style."
Beauty Tip: "Wait for Mercury Retrograde to pass before trying anything permanent, like cutting bangs. Stick to temporary styles, like clip-ons. Since Leos are already all about glam, there's no need to overdo it with your nail look. Try a metallic or shimmer on an accent nail instead."
Essie & Mercury On Nail Polish
Mullets and Liza Minnelli's bangs may never make a comeback, but Jimi Hendrix made purple cool for a reason — especially when it's in nail polish form. This one will always be on the rinse and repeat cycle, so make it extra.
Virgo (August 23 to September 22)
AstroTwins Horoscope: "This is a good time for Virgos to escape to the beach or somewhere off the grid, so frenemies can't reach you."
Beauty Tip: "Pick up some waterproof makeup on the way or get the lash extensions you've always wanted so you look fresh from the moment you wake up. Kick it up while Mercury is in Retrograde with punchier nail colours or makeup."
NYX Professional Makeup Soft Matte Lip Cream
Summer lovin' is for having a blast, sure, but it's also for steamy makeouts right by the ocean that also happen so fast. Make sure you've got a lip stain on that'll last just as long, if you know what we mean. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Libra (September 23 to October 22)
AstroTwins Horoscope: "Libras will have a very people-focussed time during Mercury Retrograde, bringing together old friends with new friends, so they need a go-to 'going out' beauty routine they can rely on."
Beauty Tip: "Whether it's for a rooftop outing or other outdoor activities, Libras should stick to this 'signature' all summer long."
Chloé Nomade Eau de Parfum
Unless you are Tina Turner talking about your hair, claiming something as your "signature" is about as much of a faux paux as wearing white after labor day — until you realise there are no f*cking rules, and some summery scents are worth using over and over and over. . .
Chloé Nomade Eau de Parfum ($105)
Scorpio (October 23 to November 21)
AstroTwins Horoscope: "It's a career-focussed time for Scorpios, and you may connect with an old client or opportunity. You'll want to plan a sophisticated, stop-drop-and-power-lunch look."
Beauty Tip: "Since you never know when the opportunity will arise, keep your styling tools handy and blotting sheets in your bag for any last-minute touch ups before important meetings."
Too Cool for School Dinoplatz Dear Brachiosaurus Blotting Paper
It's 3 p.m. and your boss pops in your office to invite you to "take a walk." The only thing you should let dampen your shine in that moment is an actual blotting paper.
Too Cool for School Dinoplatz Dear Brachiosaurus Blotting Paper ($8)
Sagittarius (November 22 to December 21)
AstroTwins Horoscope: "Sagittarius must be careful not to do the 'open mouth, insert foot' thing. Plus, knowing Mercury Retrograde is during their travel period, they'll want to try to not overpack."
Beauty Tip: "Practice your daily beauty routine before you head out on a trip so you have it down to a science, leaving room in your bag for more important things. Think about getting your look down to one styling tool, or a runway-chic ponytail."
T3 SinglePass Luxe Iron
It's not weird to whip out your favourite hot tool at work before happy hour if it can make you look like Gisele Bündchen or Cher in 30 seconds flat. Whether you choose to strut into the bar is entirely up to you.
Capricorn (December 22 to January 19)
Pat McGrath MTHRSHP Sublime Bronze Ambition Eyeshadow Palette
You have two options: think of this "moody" forecast as a reason to stay inside and watch The Addams Family reruns all summer — or consider it a time to try 20 killer smoky eye looks.
Pat McGrath Labs MTHRSHP Sublime Bronze Ambition Eyeshadow Palette ($55)
Aquarius (January 20 to February 18)
AstroTwins Horoscope: "Mercury Retrograde is in your partner house, so you may have to do some extra work to spice things up in your relationship. If you're single, a past fling may come back around."
Beauty Tip: "Have that date night look dialed-in. If something you're wearing makes you self-conscious, then don't wear it. Be yourself but styled, so don't try any new crazy beauty trend during this time."
First Aid Beauty Ultra Repair Tinted Moisturiser Broad Spectrum SPF 30
Nothing says "you but better" quite like a tinted moisturiser that evens out the skin tone and camouflages dark spots. But remember: if someone can't handle you at your Beyoncé, now's the time to throw those middle fingers up.
Pisces (February 19 to March 20)
AstroTwins Horoscope: "Pisces should find a minimalistic look for Mercury Retrograde that's down-to-earth but cool."
Beauty Tip: "Think bare-faced and neutral tones. Practice going out with less make up on but spend more time in the morning making sure your hair is polished. An iridescent nail as an ode to their mermaid-y side is perfect for Mercury Retrograde."
Essie Keep Calm Nail Polish
To be fair, mermaid beauty was so 2017 (and 1989, when Ariel first made it cool). But no matter: Retrograde is all about retracing your footsteps, so it's only fitting for Pisces to try a throwback aquatic nail colour during this period.
Aries (March 21 to April 19)
AstroTwins Horoscope: "Aries will have an opportunity to get revenge on an ex who ghosted them, so they should always leave the house looking their best. You never know who you may run into on the street."
Beauty Tip: "Don't over-do it — the bigger hair the more you care, so tone that down. Think subtle glam. Test out an interesting nail shape, like a stiletto nail, but be careful not to scratch that person who's done you wrong while you're in revenge mode."
It Cosmetics Superhero Eyeliner
The subtlest way to look sharp without the hassle of press-on nails: liquid eyeliner. Like Elle Woods' reputable Bend and Snap, a great cat-eye has a 98% chance of grabbing someone's attention — and keeping it long after you walk away. (What, like it's hard?)
Taurus (April 20 to May 20)
AstroTwins Horoscope: "Taurus during this time may be tempted to stay in and nest, almost to their own detriment. Try to get out a little more than usual, but look into a low-key beauty routine to make doing so easier."
Beauty Tip: "Taurus' can be perfectionists and don't want to leave the house unless they look pristine, which is why a quick and easy beauty regimen is a must."
Charlotte Tilbury Instant Look in a Palette
You're already scrolling through Instagram, making coffee, checking your email, and otherwise rule the world every morning, so why not simultaneously swipe some colour onto your eyes, brow bone, and cheeks with a multitasking makeup palette, too?
Gemini (May 21 to June 20)
Giorgio Armani Lip Magnet Liquid Lipstick
Just because you're not Gwen Stefani doesn't mean you can't steal her beauty hack this month: when you need a quick pick-me-up, just throw on some red lipstick and sunglasses — then it's all hella good.
