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Beauty Products With Clever Names

Sit Back and Let These 7 Kitschy Beauty Products Do the Talking

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We like to think of our beauty products like we think of our best friends: they pick us up when we're down, come in handy when we need them the most, make us look good, and say all the things we wish we could.

Besides being effective and outfitted in cute packageing, some of our favourite products have clever names that feel like they were taken straight from our brains. From Tom Ford's F*cking Fabulous fragrance to Too Faced's Feelin' Myself lipstick, these are the beauty products that say everything we're thinking.

Tom Ford F*cking Fabulous Eau De Parfum

Tom Ford F*cking Fabulous Eau De Parfum ($320)

Tom Ford F*cking Fabulous Eau De Parfum
$320
from sephora.com
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Fenty Beauty Cuz I'm Black Flyliner

Fenty Beauty Cuz I'm Black Flyliner ($20)

Fenty Beauty Cuz I'm Black Flyliner
$20
from sephora.com
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Too Faced Melted Matte Lipstick in Suck It

Too Faced Melted Matte Lipstick in Suck It ($21)

Too Faced Melted Matte Lipstick in Suck It
$21
from toofaced.com
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Cricket Life Status Hair Tin

Cricket Life Status Hair Tin ($5, available at Sally Beauty)

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Anese Bless This Mess Soothing Body and Hair Elixir

Anese Bless This Mess Soothing Body and Hair Elixir ($26)

Anese Bless This Mess Soothing Body and Hair Elixir
$26
from anese.co
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Anese That Booty Tho Booty Scrub

Anese That Booty Tho Booty Scrub ($28)

Anese That Booty Tho Booty Scrub
$28
from anese.co
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Too Faced Melted Matte Lipstick in Feelin' Myself

Too Faced Melted Matte Lipstick in Feelin' Myself ($21)

Too Faced Melted Matte Lipstick in Feelin' Myself
$21
from toofaced.com
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