Chrissy Teigen and John Legend [1] skipped this year's Grammys [2], and the 33-year-old mum celebrated her night in with — what else? — a hysterical "not-going-to-the-Grammys makeup tutorial." Just as the award show's red carpet [3] kicked off, Teigen began documenting her beauty routine on Instagram Stories, adding in her usual funny commentary along the way.
Shortly after wrapping up her LOL-worthy IGS presentation, the star admitted that she may or may not have been tipsy, tweeting [4], "I have had...4 wines." She also responded to a fan's tweet asking who designed her fashionable towel dress, writing, "thank u so much for asking it's from bed bath and beyond but the tag fell off." Ha!
Read on to see snippets from Teigen's hysterical makeup tutorial, including details on a few of her go-to products.
Step 1: Concealer
First up, a towel-wrapped Teigen swiped Clé de Peau concealer all over her face.
She made sure to show her followers the product like a true beauty blogger.
She rubbed in the concealer using her fingers.
"Make sure to not care too much," she eloquently reminded her followers. Noted.
Step 2: Hair
"I like to brush mine in a backwards motion," she explained to viewers. Same girl, same.
Hmmm, what's next?
Step 3: Eyelashes
"I'm Asian, so I love Shisedo eyelash curlers because they're kind of flatter," she explained.
While using her eyelash curler on camera, she exclaimed, "Oh my god, I'm a beauty blogger!"
After applying her Serge Lutens mascara, the star showed off her lashes.
She showed her Kiss false lashes, though she later decided against applying them because she didn't have any lash glue around the house.
Step 4: Cheeks
"I obviously love my Becca pallete, but I kind of just grab what's nearest to me," she said while showing her pink Kevyn Aucoin blush.
After checking herself out in her camera, she realised she applied a bit too much.
Not to worry — a little hand-blending did the trick!
Step 5: Lips
She used Coola lip balm in the Tan Line colour, an SPF-packed product she bought while on holiday.
Step 6: Brows
Teigen swiped on some Givenchy brow gel to make her arches look full and natural.
Voila! Here's the Final Product
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