Much like hair elastics or bobby pins, self-tanner mitts end up lost in the Bermuda Triangle that is my closet, never to be seen again. So yes, I'm not the best self-tanner — in fact, I may be the worst — which is why I used to forego a faux glow completely. But there's no reason you can't add a bit of healthy shimmer to your shoulder blades, arms, legs, or back (if you can manage to finagle your way back there). Here are the easiest-to-use self-tanners, all approved by this very uncoordinated POPSUGAR editor.
Isle of Paradise Disco Tan Instant Wash-Off Body Bronzer
It's easy to fake a gradual, lived-in tan, but things can go from zero to horrifying real quick if you want something deeper. Not so with Disco Tan Instant Wash-Off Body Bronzer [2] ($22), a lotion that imparts a dark, "I-fly-to-Ibiza-every-weekend" colour — it takes its time to dry, so you have ample time to rub in any errant streaks should you mess up.
Bondi Sands Self-Tanning Foam
OK, so I know you're supposed to apply this Self-Tanning Foam [3] ($39) with a mitt, but I've found that the formula plays nicely with bare hands, too. The colour is sheer — unlike other options, it's not a lotion or moisturiser that conditions legs while it works — so be sure to exfoliate before you apply it so your skin doesn't pill. But it's so worth the extra step, especially because it gives a natural, nonmuddy tan to fair skin.
Tan-Luxe Instant Hero Skin Perfector
This Instant Hero Skin Perfector [4] ($33) has a built-in brush that you can use in place of a mitt, so you can buffer in the lotion using the tube. Plus, it doesn't stain sheets, so your Hinge date's 500-count will escape unscathed.
Dr. Dennis Gross Alpha Beta Glow Pad
Some people smear self-tanner on their faces, but I can't bring myself to go there. Luckily, these Alpha Beta Glow Pads [5] ($38) are made for giving your visage a nice glow, all while exfoliating the skin.
Vita Liberata Fabulous Self Tanning Gradual Lotion With Marula Oil
Emma Watson is a fan [6] of this odor-free and plant-based brand, and its Fabulous Self Tanning Gradual Lotion With Marula Oil [7] ($30) will cast a spell on you, too. If you've got sensitive skin and prefer makeunders to -overs, you'll love this subtle, flesh-coloured pigment.
L'Oréal Paris Sublime Glow
Start using this daily Sublime Glow [8] ($9) on a Monday, and you'll have a just-back-from-Tulum glow in time for the freakin' weekend.
St. Tropez Gradual Tan in Shower
After your initial tan, St. Tropez's Gradual Tan in Shower [9] ($25) lengthens your colour's lifespan. Put it on while you shower, turn off your tap, dance around for three minutes — OK, dancing is optional — then wash it all off. As a wise man once said, "Whoop, there it is."
Jergens Natural Glow Daily Moisturiser
Jergens Natural Glow Daily Moisturiser [10] ($2) is a classic for a reason. If you're into instant gratification, this slow-working treatment won't be for you. However, one plus to such a gradual, subtle tan is that you'll never have to worry about looking like a streak-a-saurus rex.