It's 2017, people, and nothing is too avant-garde for the red carpet, but Jaden Smith's 2017 Met Gala accessory/date might be taking things to a whole new level. Last month, Will Smith hilariously admitted to cutting his son's hair for a movie role, but we had no idea that Jaden was saving his locks for this special occasion.
Jaden pulled up to the Met Gala with the remnants of his haircut in hand and, well, we have so many questions. First, should we be calling this art? Does it hold his phone and wallet like a clutch? Is there still a hair tie around it? Between his shining grill, matching chains, and bouquet of hair, this kid is too cool for us. Keep reading to see photos of Jaden and his blond date.