I guess my head is not in the gutter: when I covered Sephora Collection [1]'s new Ocean Crush Sponge Set [2] ($12) last week, all I saw was an innocent, salmon-covered seashell. Meanwhile, the internet did what it does best: started making a lot of comments about how the blender looks like a d*ck.

According to the brand, "the sponges have multiple ridges and points, as well as a flat cut edge on the base to apply makeup to larger areas of the face." But guess what else has multiple ridges?

Let's let Twitter answer that question:

@sephora [3] I see what y'all were trying to do but... looks like an uncircumcised pink penis 😖… https://t.co/LCDUOOS9hT [4]

— I'm the queen (@queenscorpion7) April 7, 2018 [5]

OMG I'm going to Sephora right now to pick up their new penis sponge! YAY! pic.twitter.com/SCWrCFSDGD [6]

— NADI (@OfficialNadi) April 11, 2018 [7]

@Sephora [8] your team after it launched the new #beauty [9] #makeup [10] #sponge [11] pic.twitter.com/USxapTDbvi [12]

— Danille Rae (@RaeDanille) April 17, 2018 [13]

I'm wondering what kind of penises women have seen for them to think the new Sephora sponge looks like a penis

— Marissa (@triplecancer_) April 17, 2018 [14]

Well, that's one way to disrupt the standard rose gold makeup brush trend [15].