Wanna know the one thing more extravagant than the 2019 Grammys swag bag [1]? (Besides Stormi Webster holding a mini Louis Vuitton bag [2] while perched atop a $25K chair [3], because hi.) The onslaught of luxurious goodies every Oscars nominee [4] will be going home with on Sunday.
Where the former was valued at a cool $30K, the beauty loot stuffed inside this particular show's gift bag is more than double that price — because there's no time like the Academy Awards to one-up the competition, are we right? With cannabis-spiked skin care [5], a voucher for thousands of dollars' worth of Botox, and a bath tool [6] that looks like . . . well, another kind of tool, everyone's a winner with the Oscars swag bag. We can only imagine it feels a little like walking around a new city with a bunch of $20 bills, only times a gazillion.
Check out the products that will end up in the hands of Lady Gaga [7], Bradley Cooper [8], Amy Adams [9], and more ahead, and remember: the holidays may come and go, but it's never too late to give a fancy gift to someone with a lot of money.
Nannette de Gaspé Bain Noir Cannabis Sativa Bath Soak Treatment
Wait, this is not what it looks like! The Nannette de Gaspé Bain Noir Cannabis Sativa Bath Soak Treatment [10] ($275) is actually a fancy bath soak for de-stressing the mind and muscles (and that's a wand to stir it all around in the tub, we swear).
Blush & Whimsy Limited Edition Magical Colour Changing Lipstick in Oscar Blush
Blush & Whimsy Limited Edition Magical Colour Changing Lipstick in Oscar Blush [11] ($28), because it doesn't make sense to send nominees home with flowers that die.
Facial Rejuvenation Procedures From Dr. Konstantin Vasyukevich
Chemical peels, Botox, laser, oh my — the facial treatments celebs can get from plastic surgeon Konstantin Vasyukevich [12] know no limits (so long as it's less than the included $30K voucher).
Oxygenetix Foundation
Nominees will also walk away with a year's supply of Oxygenetix Foundation [13] ($66).
MZ Skin Gold-Infused Skin Care
If these celebs weren't feeling fancy before, they sure will be after using the MZ Skin Gold-Infused Skin Care line [14].
Kusshi Makeup Bag
Just what everyone needs when they KonMari: a Kusshi Makeup Bag and Organiser [15] ($119).
It's a 10 Hair Care Miracle Professional Hair Dryer
Introducing the It's a 10 Hair Care Miracle Professional Hair Dryer [16] ($180), because even someone with a glam squad doesn't have them on call every day.
Instytutum Skin Care
Instytutum Skin Care [17] will be there for any post-Oscars hangover.
LeCéline False Eyelashes
Perfect for creating an award-winning smoky eye: the LeCéline False Eyelashes [18].
High Beauty High Expectations Cannabis Facial Oil
Celebs will also be walking away with their very own High Beauty High Expectations Cannabis Facial Oil [19] ($54).
Organic Hair Care
Organic Hair Care [20], because this is LA we're talking about, duh.