"Y'all know that bad bitch, who's bad enough to show up uninvited? Yeah, that's me."

That's just one of the many gems that Tiffany Pollard — aka New York, aka the "original HBIC" (as she introduces herself) — left us with in her makeup tutorial for Fenty Beauty [1]. In the video she tests Fenty products (like the Killawatt Foil Freestyle Highlighter Palette [2] and Diamond Bomb All-Over Diamond Veil [3]) with her unfiltered opinion, telling us exactly what to wear during cuffing season or for the "b*tch that spit on you."

Watch it yourself above — just make sure you wait until you're alone, because you won't be able to get through it without laughing.