Lorde Has a Song Called "Stoned at the Nail Salon," and Gee, I Wonder What That'll Be About
After four years of hibernation, Lorde has officially made her long-awaited return. In less than a month, the singer has already spoiled us with a bright and flirtatious music video for her new single "Solar Power" as well as a tour announcement and the tracklist for her third album of the same name. The tracklist for Solar Power understandably has a many people on the internet talking, and there's one song name in particular that's already causing lots of speculation: "Stoned at the Nail Salon."
The title is the fourth song listed on the album, and being the beauty sleuths we are, we're just itching to know the backstory. Several users on social media are already coming up with predictions on what the song might be about — we'd take a wild guess and say that it has something to do with Lorde being, uh, stoned at a nail salon — and the accompanying tweets are pretty wild. Take a look at all the hilarious (and slightly bizarre) guesses ahead, and make sure you listen for yourself when Solar Power officially drops on Aug. 20.