Jeff Goldblum is many things, including (but not limited to) a DILF, a flirtatious charmer, a timeless style icon, a great dad, and a sometimes-chef. And now he can add a new title to his list: soothing ASMR coach. The Jurassic Park actor sat down in the recording studio for Vice and recorded a calming audio track for anybody seeking the tingly sensation of autonomous sensory meridian response . . . or who nurses a serious Goldblum crush.
The video is not just 10 hours of Jeff whispering or performing any of the usual ASMR tropes; it's 10 solid hours of his signature purr on a loop, complete with the visual of his contented smile behind a mic. YES, PLEASE!
So whether you're laying down for a midday nap or want some soothing sounds in the background while you work, just press play on the video for 10 hours of audio-visual comfort. We must've done something right to deserve this!