Picture it: here I was, just minding my own business, when I got word that my boyfriend Chris Pine [1] (the actor? You've probably heard of him) was walking around without a shirt while vacationing in Italy. It doesn't really matter who he was vacationing with, but if you must know, he was joined by a pretty actress named Annabelle Wallis [2], who many people have tried to tell me is the person he's actually dating [3] — but I'm not totally convinced. Anyway, the Wonder Woman star and all-around snack plate was spotted relaxing in swim trunks and a gold necklace on a yacht in Capri this week, but he didn't just give you a glimpse of his abs, or his arms, or his toned back muscles. No, he also gave you a lewk.

Chris, my sartorial king [4], a man not afraid to wear dungarees [5] to the airport, rocked a linen kaftan and straw hat combo so well, it's like he's been studying photos of Elizabeth Taylor in the '70s [6]. AND THE LOAFERS? I can't handle the hotness and attention to detail! Keep reading to see the one and only love of my life Chris Pine in all his Italian getaway glory.