Did you watch Jesus Christ Superstar Live! [1] on Sunday night? If not, don't worry — not only can you watch every single spectacular performance [2] from the NBC musical, but you can also get a play-by-play of what happened thanks to none other than Chrissy Teigen. The supermodel and reigning Queen of Twitter [3] flooded her account [4] with hilarious observations about the Andrew Lloyd Webber rock opera [5], which happened to star her angelic-voiced husband [6], John Legend, in the titular role.
From notes about the oddly high number of deep v-neck t-shirts, to the one song that might have been too much for their adorable toddler, Luna [7], Chrissy didn't hold back (to be honest, we're still laughing).
It was an education, rest assured.
8 mins til #JesusChristSuperstarLive [9]!! I can't wait to learn about Jesus and superstars!!!!
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 1, 2018 [10]
HE HAS RISEN aaaaahahahahhahahahahahahahahh
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018 [11]
One guy looks EXACTLY like milo yiannopoulos. Try to spot him. #findmilo [12]
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018 [13]
How do you know who are the bad guys in Jesus Christ Superstar Live? They're obviously the ones in the floor-length leather coats. Obviously.
I have no idea what's going on I'm assuming these people are bad because coats
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018 [14]
Was she wrong, though . . .?
I have a feeling whoever has the deepest V will be crucified
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018 [15]
JESUS TIME PAPS NOOOOO
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018 [16]
The apostles really loved tank tops. Who knew?
THE V'S. THEY ARE A'DEEPENING
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018 [17]
We still have chills from Sara's heavenly performance [18].
Sara's voice is so pure. She makes singing seem so easy.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018 [19]
Uh-oh!
Oh shit the lepers that was the rehearsal I brought Luna to. That was a mistake
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018 [20]
John needs to get on Broadway ASAP, because his rendition of "Gethsemane" [21] had our jaws on the floor.
He won't say it but I know he was nervous for that song. So good!!
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018 [22]
Naturally, Chrissy wasn't afraid to clap back to the haters.
The reviews are in!!! The people love it!!!! https://t.co/dl4nbs2ZF4 [23]
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018 [24]
ESPECIALLY this one. Shook.
Yes the shop specializes in coverups that aren't 32 million dollars https://t.co/2hklA6Ix4P [25]
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 2, 2018 [26]