What Did I Do in a Past Life to Be Punished With These Harry and Meghan "Wax Figures"?

Oh no. Oh no! According to local legend, if you stare at them for too long, they'll appear by your bed at night and yell "PEASANT!" until you start crying. Relax, it's just a myth. It's (probably) not true.

You know what Wax Harry looks like? He looks like he's in a zombie movie, and he just got bitten by a zombie, but he hasn't told anyone else in the crew yet. So now, we'll all watch in horror as he slowly succumbs to the zombie virus, effectively endangering everyone else in the group, just because he doesn't want to admit he messed up. Don't be selfish, Wax Harry. Sacrifice yourself for the future of mankind!

Also, can we talk about the jumper they forced Wax Meghan into? Given her supreme style, I highly doubt she's going to wear an ugly Christmas jumper that attempts to make her a small elf! Put some respect on her, you guys!

Yeah. Yep. Yeah. He's definitely about to turn into a hissing, growling zombie that will rip out your throat. If only we could warn Wax Meghan before it's too late.

Meghan? Hello? Are you there?

OK, here's where everything REALLY goes off the rails. I think Wax Meghan is presumably about to present Wax Harry's gift. Except, instead of holding it out to him, she's just cradling it in her lap, slightly tipped over, not even paying attention to him.

Wax Harry, on the other hand, is just standing on the other side of the room, gleefully looking on. He basically looks like he's jumping up and down and can barely contain his excitement.

But Wax Meghan is playing coy. Oh, ho, ho, she's not just going to give Wax Harry his gift . . . because I think she's having some kind of mental break or existential crisis? Wax Meghan seems to be thinking about every single thing that led to this moment. Or maybe she's just preoccupied.

"Did I leave my straightener on?"

"Did I lock the door to my quaint cottage?"

"Did I delete Instagram off my phone so the royal family doesn't know I have a finsta?"

Wax Harry, so fixated on his gift, doesn't even care.

OK, wow, she is really zoned out. Maybe she needs, like, a coffee or something? Can someone ring a butler?

Why do I get the feeling Wax Meghan would be great on Westworld?

And look at this nightmare. Like, what is happening on the back of Wax Harry's head? Is there some kind of growth that's inhibiting his ability to act like a normal wax figure for once in his wax life? Jeez, Wax Harry, you're embarrassing everyone.

Hello?! She's still just, like, staring off into the middle distance?! Is everything OK?!

That is the face of pure struggle. Wax Harry, what are you doing?!

Oh, right, standing there like a complete MANIAC! I'm done. I'm going to go lay down and rest. Hey, wait a minute, isn't that . . .

Yep. It's a portrait of Princess Diana. Just what this whole mess needed.