Welp, it looks like I need to make some revisions to my New Year's resolutions because I have a brand-new idol whose energy I now plan to emanate throughout the remainder of 2019: "Fiji Water Girl." This unsung hero emerged into the spotlight on the Golden Globes red carpet [1], where she successfully photobombed a multitude of pictures, lurking in the background as various stars posed. Wearing a royal blue dress and holding a clear tray of Fiji water bottles, she made her presence very known ahead of the award show, and TBH, I think she deserved a shiny Golden Globe for her entertaining performance. Ahead, see the hysterical photos of Fiji Water Girl owning the red carpet, all in the name of some good ol' product placement.
Tyra Banks [3] would definitely be proud of this smize.
Fiji Water Girl didn't even try to be subtle with this one.
She played it coy while lurking behind Idris Elba.
"Thirsty, boys?" — Fiji Water Girl, probably.
She slyly glided on in there behind Lili Reinhart.
OK, is she owning the red carpet or what?
*Pins photo to 2019 vision board*
RIP to the smize game, because she just killed it.
We can hardly blame her for trying to squeeze into this photo of Idris and his fiancée.
Even when she's not looking directly at the camera, Fiji Water Girl is slaying.
God, I just love her.
I'm planning to surround myself with more people like Fiji Water Girl in 2019.
Such grace. Such elegance.
Also, can we discuss how perfectly her dress and lipstick match the Fiji bottles?
Here she is likely scoping out her next photobomb victims.
TBH, pretty jealous she got this close to Justin Hartley.
Fiji Water Girl deserves a raise for truly going the extra mile to show off those bottles.
Catch me sneaking onto the Golden Globes red carpet next year with a tray stocked with Fiji.
She deserves a guest starring role on The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel for flawlessly squeezing into this snap of Tony Shalhoub and Marin Hinkle.
I need to know her eyebrow secrets STAT.
Oh, you thought Fiji Water Girl was done? B*tch, she's just gettin' started.
She breathed the same air as Constance Wu . . . GOALS.
Three legends in one photo.
That is some serious side-eye.
This truly never gets old.