If you don't understand half the Goop products [1] you read about, don't worry — neither does Gwyneth Paltrow [2]. Well, at least that was the case when she played Goop manager Fifer James for a hilarious Saturday Night Live [3] Weekend Update sketch on March 9.

SNL cast member Heidi Gardner reprised her role as nervous Goop staffer, Baskin Johns, to promote a few new products. Once again, things got a little out of hand. Despite "doing her homework" this time around, Baskin still squirmed in response to Michael Che's questions until she got the help of her supervisor: Fifer.

Together, Baskin and Fifer tried to explain their way through a Goop salt scrub. After all, "Gwyneth is watching." Watch the full skit above to see the real-life Paltrow poke fun at her products, and learn once and for all what Goop really stands for.