Just when we thought it wasn't physically possible to be any more attracted to Jeff Goldblum [1] than we already are, he went ahead and took our obsession to the next effing level. The actor recently stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live [2] to chat about his penchant for jazz music and his upcoming role in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom [3] when he got on the topic of how his wife and two children [4] speak French around the house, despite the fact that he doesn't know how to.

Jeff told Jimmy that he does, however, know one thing in French: a "dirty" song related to — what else? — erections. "I probably can't say it," he admitted before immediately proceeding to sing the ballad aloud anyway. Watch the 65-year-old stud [5] show off his French singing skills, and you'll likely be left reaching for a tall glass of ice water.