Today, in "things we never expected to know about celebrities", we discovered that Michael Sheen has a name for his penis, and that name is "The Great Christine Baranski". If you're confused, just imagine how Christine feels! The Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again star was a guest on The Graham Norton Show this week, and of course the presenter asked her about the anecdote, which was originally revealed by Michael's ex-girlfriend Sarah Silverman [1]. Prompted to explain why she perhaps inspired the decision, Christine joked, "long-lasting career? Reliable?" before her co-star Cher added, "tall and thin?" Whatever the reason, it seems like Christine has the good grace to consider it a compliment!