Milo Ventimiglia [1] was a guest on The Late Late Show With James Corden on Thursday night, where he took time off from chatting This Is Us for a while to talk about his recent Hasty Pudding Theatricals Man of the Year award win [2]. Milo explained the history behind the honour, and told James and fellow guest Kate Beckinsale [3] all about his induction into the Harvard society, which involves a dinner, a roast, and a series of initiation tasks. For Milo, those tasks included a lap dance, which gives us further proof that Harvard students really are smart. "I'm trying to imagine what a Milo Ventimiglia lap dance looks and feels like," James joked, and you all know what happened next [4]. Take a look at the video to see Milo's moves, and (for reasons unbeknownst to us) watch him and Kate answer a very obscure question about . . . parakeets?!