As luxurious and star-studded as they may seem, award shows certainly can't all be celebrities feeding each other caviar backstage. Then again, sometimes they are. At the 2020 Oscars [1] on Sunday, Salma Hayek [2] was captured literally spoon-feeding Penélope Cruz morsels of caviar, which Penélope later described as an "Oscar snack" [3] on Instagram.
Salma, meanwhile, wrote in her caption [4], "OMG we were so hungry," which is kind of ironic because not a single soul has ever been satiated eating caviar given how exorbitant it is. (That is, unless you're a cat — and if you indeed are, good news: you've been hired to host [5] next year!)
Regardless, we'd like to go on record and say that a more luxurious photo has not been taken in recent memory. It reeks of wealth. This photo just told me to Monzo £20 for no reason whatsoever, and I obliged. This photo is the antithesis of Afterpay [6]. This photo just suggested we split the check evenly despite the fact that I didn't order any drinks and purposefully avoided the starters. Now please enjoy the photo ahead.
