Let's just cut to the chase here, people: Dwight Schrute is hands-down the most entertaining character on The Office [1]. Michael Scott may have his awkward misquotations [2] and hilarious hatred of Toby, but Dwight steals the show during every episode with his undying love for beets, knack for survival skills, and gullible tendency to fall victim to Jim Halpert's pranks.
To honour our favourite part-time beet farmer, part-time assistant to the regional manager, we scoured Etsy to track down the funniest Dwight-inspired stocking stuffers [3] out there, from socks and enamel pins to stickers, and even kitchen spoons. Shop the 23 gifts ahead for yourself or any pal who still watches The Office nightly [4].
Dwight Schrute Car Air Freshener
No, this Dwight Schrute Car Air Freshener [6] ($7) doesn't smell like beets — there are tons of different scents to choose from, including vanilla and strawberry!
Schrute Farms Sticker
Adhere this Schrute Farms Sticker [7] ($2-$10) to your laptop so the spirit of Dwight inspires you as you type away.
Dwight Schrute Embroidery Hoop
Honestly, whoever made this Dwight Schrute Embroidery Hoop [8] ($30-$45) is a straight-up genius.
Dwight Schrute Lanyard
Your keys are practically begging to be attached to this Dwight Schrute Lanyard [9] ($8).
Dwight Schrute Pin
This hysterical Dwight Schrute Pin [10] ($3) will certainly bring some, er, personality to any denim jacket pocket.
Dwight Schrute Christmas Ornament
This Dwight Schrute Christmas Ornament [11] ($15) is about as festive as it gets.
Schrute Farms T-Shirt
Rep your favourite bed and breakfast with this Schrute Farms T-Shirt [12] ($23-$26).
Dwight Schrute Glass
Your wine-drinking sessions are about to get a whole lot more entertaining, thanks to this Dwight Schrute Glass [13] ($11).
Dwight Schrute Beverage Holder
At such an affordable price, this Dwight Schrute Beverage Holder [14] ($5) is pretty hard to resist.
Ryan Started the Fire Enamel Pin
This Ryan Started the Fire Enamel Pin [15] ($8) will have you singing Dwight's remixed jingle to yourself.
Assistant to the Regional Manager Mug
No morning coffee-drinking session is complete without this Assistant to the Regional Manager Mug [16] ($15).
Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica Wall Art
Honour three of Dwight's favourite things in life with this Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica Wall Art [17] ($11-$20).
Dwight Schrute Magnet
Stick this Dwight Schrute Magnet [18] ($4) on your fridge for a daily reminder to ask yourself, "What would Dwight do?"
False T-Shirt
Fact: I would definitely wear this False T-Shirt [19] ($13-$14) to bed every night.
Dwight Schrute Bobblehead Keychain
Excuse me while I add this Dwight Schrute Bobblehead Keychain [20] ($6) to my Etsy shopping cart.
Dwight Mask Sticker
It's impossible to resist chuckling while looking at this Dwight Mask Sticker [21] ($3).
Dwight Schrute Cartoon Coasters
Each of these Dwight Schrute Cartoon Coasters [22] ($18) features a different hysterical quote from your favourite paper salesman.
Dwight Schrute Spoons
These Dwight Schrute Spoons [23] ($9-$27) bring The Office into the kitchen.
Dwight Schrute Enamel Pin
Wear your Dwight-loving pride on your sleeve with this Dwight Schrute Enamel Pin [24] ($10).
Fact False Socks
These cosy Fact False Socks [25] ($15) will keep your toes nice 'n' toasty.
Dwight Schrute Stud Earrings
The most unique accessory known to mankind? These Dwight Schrute Stud Earrings [26] ($10).
Dwight Schrute Silhouette Banner
Decorate your wall with this Dwight Schrute Silhouette Banner [27] ($21) if you really want to make your guests laugh.
Dwight Schrute Wall Clock
You'll never forget what time it is if you have this obnoxious Dwight Schrute Wall Clock [28] ($25) to constantly remind you.