Are you excited for the release of Fifty Shades Freed [1]? Yes? No? Well, it doesn't matter how you feel about it, because even the most anti-Fifty Shades among us will have a tough time not drooling over all these gorgeous photos from the movie. From new shots of Ana (Dakota Johnson) in her delicate lace wedding gown [2] to some shirtless Christian Grey [3] (Jamie Dornan) action, there's something for everyone.
I'll be honest with you guys, I don't understand the appeal of Christian's baggy, torn-up sex jeans. If you're going to torture someone (with pleasure?) in the red room of pain, I feel like you should be wearing that black latex suit [5] from season one of American Horror Story [6] or nothing at all. Anyway, what I do understand is the fact that he doesn't wear a shirt when he puts those jeans on, which makes them A-OK.
Christian and Anastasia clearly have that honeymoon glow. To be fair, though, I think we'd all have that honeymoon glow if we could afford the luxury trip those two take to celebrate their marriage.
This is the kind of fairy-tale wedding that TLC dreams are made of.
Clearly Ana and Christian took a nod from Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding [7] for inspiration here.
Do you think Christian has those jeans on under his suit? (Just kidding.)
In Fifty Shades Freed, it looks like Ana gets to spend some quality time with Christian's siblings, Mia (Rita Ora) and Elliot (Luke Grimes).
Remember when Mia had a really, really short brown bob in the first movie? I mean, I guess she was barely in that one, but I still can't get over how different she looks now.
Anastasia looks at Christian the same way I look at mozzarella sticks. Ah, romance.
After looking at this photo, Daniel Craig's James Bond scene [8] is shaking.
How cute are they?
We have a feeling this scene is shortly before (or after) Ana's tense showdown with Gia [9], an interior designer outfitting her and Christian's dream home. Don't let those beachy waves fool you — the new Mrs. Grey is radiating "don't f*ck with me" vibes here.
I'm going to print this out and use it as all of my Valentine's Day cards this year. And by that of course I mean I'm going to just stuff multiple copies of it into my boyfriend's backpack in hopes that he gets the hint that I want to go to Paris.
I'm not a fan of jet-skiing — I've seen The Shallows [10], I know what's lurking under there — but let's be real, I'd do it if Christian Grey asked me to.
Eloise Mumford's Kate is back!
We can't wait to see how Kate and Elliot's relationship is going.
So, on a scale of one to Christian Grey making out with you in a club in France, how excited are you to see Fifty Shades Freed?