Popsugar Entertainment Twitter Reactions Funny Tweets Memes About Colton's Virginity on The Bachelor Colton's Virginity Is Mentioned Approximately 6 Billion Times in The Bachelor Premiere 8 January 2019 by Quinn Keaney Image Source: ABC Anyone who's been paying attention to Colton Underwood's journey towards becoming The Bachelor had to have known that his virginity would play a big part in the season premiere. After all, ABC even promoted season 23 with a poster modelled after The 40-Year-Old Virgin. But still, Colton's virginity is brought up so many damn times over the course of the unnecessarily long episode — three hours, FYI — that the word has essentially lost all meaning for fans. I mean, a Twitter account dedicated to counting exactly how many times the word "virgin" is mentioned in each episode has even been created! It didn't take long for the show's focus on Colton's very much intact v-card to irritate Bachelor Nation, to the point where Colton himself even tweeted that everyone should "hang in there" because we'll eventually find out "other things" about him. (Sure, Jan.) I know the virginity thing is overplayed.... hang in there! You will find out other things about me, I promise. — Colton Underwood (@colton) January 8, 2019 If you found portions of your soul curling up and dying from secondhand embarrassment after watching all those cringey, virgin-themed limo entrances (the contestant who popped the cherry balloon is just . . . wow), thankfully you're not alone. See all of Bachelor Nation's best and most hilarious reactions to the whole shebang, ahead. Related: Sloths, Puppies, and V-Cards: The Biggest Moments From Colton's First Episode of The Bachelor Drinking Game: Take a shot every time Colton's virginity is mentioned #TheBachelor— Morgan Massengill (@RadioGirlMorgan) January 8, 2019 1 / 26 I can’t keep watching these viewing parties and hearing about Colton’s virginity. WHERE ARE THE CRAZY 20somethings THAT ARE READY TO EMBARASS THEMSELVES “FOR THE RIGHT REASONS”? #thebachelor pic.twitter.com/zR88HJlsSv— C-3PO (@Ceeepm) January 8, 2019 2 / 26 TOO MANY VIRGIN JOKES! THAT ISN’T HIS IDENTITY!!!!!!! #Thebachelor— Vanessa Grimaldi (@VanessaGrimaldi) January 8, 2019 3 / 26 Colton when yet another girl uses his virginity as her entrance #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/zPvAYBQ3YE— Alexa Hirn (@alexahirn14) January 8, 2019 4 / 26 If I had $1 for every time Colton’s virginity was mentioned I wouldn’t have to do ads #TheBachelor— Astrid Loch (@astrid_loch) January 8, 2019 5 / 26 Wow who knew I could be in a state of excruciating boredom within the first 10 minutes of #TheBachelor premiere. You've truly outdone yourselves, ABC!— Emma Gray (@emmaladyrose) January 8, 2019 6 / 26 WE WANT LADIES. WE WANT AWKWARD INTROS. WE WANT BASHFUL COLTON. WE WANT PANIC ATTACKS. BRING ON THE ACTUAL CONTENT #thebachelor— Madison Bailey Balint (@MrsBalint0711) January 8, 2019 7 / 26 It’s been an hour filled with viewing parties, weird hot tub scenes, multiple virginity references and an ARIE AND LAUREN cameo. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/q7fqPeWXAY— Kelly (@kellymo222) January 8, 2019 8 / 26 Colton also runs a charitable organization that raises money for cystic fibrosis research and equipment, but yes, let’s make virgin jokes for 3 hours. 🤷🏻♀️ #TheBachelor— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) January 8, 2019 9 / 26 When you realized this entire season of #TheBachelor is just going to be people continuously bringing up the fact that a man is a virgin pic.twitter.com/xYJcA6Yqjo— pop culture princess (@popculttime) January 8, 2019 10 / 26 The backlash to progressive open sexuality has returned in this season of the Bachelor featuring almost entirely virgins.— kelsey mckinney (@mckinneykelsey) January 8, 2019 11 / 26 “I haven’t been a virgin since I was 12”- a chick on the bachelor pic.twitter.com/G9H1DnGrR6— Alana (@elanakim12) January 8, 2019 12 / 26 anyone:girl on the bachelor: omggggg he’s like a ~virgin~— laura (@lauraperkins17) January 8, 2019 13 / 26 currently watching the bachelor & I’m already over how many times they mention Colton being a virgin.— rockin pretty (@serenaalynn8) January 8, 2019 14 / 26 I don’t even watch The Bachelor and I know he’s a virgin... we get it— Olivia Riemer (@OliviaBBCan6) January 8, 2019 15 / 26 the Bachelor doesn't want a non-white Bachelor so bad they're willing to invent types of adversity like being a virgin. https://t.co/tVvq0pp0cJ— Priyanka (@priyanka_mara) January 8, 2019 16 / 26 so far the bachelor is a bunch of southern blonde girls who think being a virgin is a personality trait and one of them is named demi and like i can’t do it anymore pic.twitter.com/6rI7xohbgV— carmen 70 (@ruinthesteele) January 8, 2019 17 / 26 *watching the bachelor* - “HI MY NAME IS VIRGIN AND IM A COLTON” #Bachelor #BachelorNation— Maddie Lea (@lilmaddielea) January 8, 2019 18 / 26 The first girl on #TheBachelor, “I’ve never dated a virgin since I was 12.” Uhhhhh way to make a first impression 😂😐🤦🏽♂️ pic.twitter.com/OKp5vmqgHU— Wayden C. (@waydenc_) January 8, 2019 19 / 26 The kiss with Hannah #thebachelor pic.twitter.com/vkoHGDl6FS— The Ghost of Andrea (@zdzyloak) January 8, 2019 20 / 26 about a half hour into the bachelor...my 8 year old sister - “mom what’s a virgin?”— kenna (@kennaspangler) January 8, 2019 21 / 26 Colton: h—SO I HEAR YOU'RE A VIRGIN AND CHRIS HARRISON DOESN'T THINK UR A MAN #TheBachelor— Brett S. Vergara (@BrettSVergara) January 8, 2019 22 / 26 My reaction when all the girls say they’re 23 and never been in a serious relationship but they’re ready for marriage #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/bhAHI6jGV3— Aimee Parker (@aimee_jacqulyn) January 8, 2019 23 / 26 I’m 31 yrs old and I spent the last 3 hrs getting wine drunk with my cat while watching a gaggle of 23 yr olds compete for the attention of a virgin. So, no, nothing about me is changing in 2019. #TheBachelor— Jessica Scarborough (@happy_jess10) January 8, 2019 24 / 26 This is probably a futile request, but can this season PLEASE not be all about sex? Like, please, spare us, ABC. #TheBachelor— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) January 8, 2019 25 / 26 Oh boy. Well folks, we've ended the episode with a Virgin Count of 31! Lets see how high it can get next week! #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/OUJqmaB2zd— Colton’s Virginity (@VirginColton) January 8, 2019 26 / 26 Twitter ReactionsColton UnderwoodThe BachelorTV