Did you know Ellen DeGeneres auditioned for Jurassic Park back in the '90s? How about Roseanne Barr, Wesley Snipes, or Hugh Grant? No? Well, that's because they didn't. But in the world of Saturday Night Live, they totally did, and now we all have the hilariously bad audition tapes to prove it. From Bill Hader's Alan Alda impression (something I never knew I needed, to be honest) to Pete Davidson's Adam Sandler, watch them all above.