If you're reading this, you probably either can't believe people actually think Matt Damon [1] is in the new season of Black Mirror [2] or you don't understand why I'm trying to convince you that the actor playing Chief Technical Officer Robert Daly isn't Matt Damon. It's not Matt Damon, dummy. It's Jesse Plemons, who you know as Landry Clarke from Friday Night Lights, Todd from Breaking Bad, or Ed Blumquist from Fargo.

To be fair, Plemons, who stars in the jam-packed "USS Callister" episode [3], does bear a passing resemblance to Damon. (Is it just me or do they have a crazy-similar voice, too?)

For the record, Emmy-nominee Plemons is on the left, and Oscar-winner Damon is on the right:

They're not exactly twinsies . . . or are they?