Thanks to American Horror Story, I'm in Love With the Antichrist and VERY Conflicted About It
The world has ended on American Horror Story, and now we're just on a wild ride filled with witches, warlocks, and the big, bad Antichrist (aka Michael Langdon). And listen, I know Michael is technically very young — for the record, actor Cody Fern is about 30, so it's not as creepy as it seems — and literally the son of Satan, but I can't help but lust after him. Yes, I know, that's technically one of the seven deadly sins, but I guess it would make sense more me to be this sinful at the sight of such a tempting, handsome devil.
I'd always heard Satan would be attractive, but this is a whole 'nother level. There's something about the subtle red eye makeup, those delicious capes, the luscious locks of hair, and the evil gleam in his eye that really has me under his spell. Luckily, it seems I'm not alone; thanks to the power of the internet, I've seen all kinds of AHS Antichrist thirst out there. So I'm ready to air out my obsession and articulate my feelings about Michael. Let's bask in his glory together.