Michael McIntyre's Send to All Videos Are Guaranteed to Make You Laugh

Victoria Beckham has no time for Cheryl's cheeky request.

Who knew chef extraordinaire Jamie had such simple food tastes deep down?

Secret "weird" crushes are revealed in The One Show Alex's mortifying text.

Watch Geri squirm as Michael asks her contacts list if they'd like a massage — especially as she needs all body shapes and sizes.

Sounds like Alan's friends are totally up for a doggy wedding!

Alesha invites her entire contacts list to her Christmas Day bash, and asks them to bring a dish — including her daughter's teacher.

Hard man Danny needs some reassurance about his impending knighthood — he even has a letter to prove it.

Bradley asks for insight into a very odd dream starring his contacts list.

Who knew Dragon's Den multi-millionaire Peter was so generous with his handouts?

Previous Rear of the Year winner Carol is allegedly on the judging panel this time round, and her contacts list is full of perfect bottoms.

The couple plays a game of who's more famous with their contacts, with hilarious results.

Holly's message plays on her style icon status while insulting the dress sense of her entire contacts list — including her children's headmaster.

The Strictly Come Dancing judge has a surprising confession to make about his true age.

Olly threatens to delete his contacts if they don't remind him how they know him.

Olympic swimmer Rebecca has a famous fan with a weird request and needs some advice.

Alexander drops a truth bomb about halitosis to his contacts list.

The Snowman singer Aled needs some advice about his midlife crisis tattoo.

Miranda needs advice on conversation starters at a "super-awkward" royal dinner.

Ed is having a hot tub party and his contacts list is invited.

Josh isn't exactly complimentary about the looks or food of the UK in his "send to all" text.

Ronan's having a crisis about his looks and needs some reassurance from his contacts.

Eammon needs to know what his friends find most annoying about him for an interview.

Strictly star Anton insults his contacts with his suggestion of plastic surgery.

Robbie has been having naked dreams about his contacts list.

Alan needs an assistant and asks his contacts list to take on the role.

Chris has an interesting Christmas/birthday wish list that he wants to share.