Fans of The Office [1], gather 'round, because I just discovered something that'll make you even happier than Stanley Hudson on Pretzel Day — yes, really. A genius Etsy user is currently selling not one but two The Office-themed Cards Against Humanity decks, and in the wise words of Michael Scott, "Everybody stay calm!"
Both Dundie-worthy decks come equipped with 180 cards — 144 white cards and 36 black cards — with hilarious sayings any honourary Scranton resident would get a kick out of. Below is a sampling of the featured phrases and prompts, so you can get a taste for how on-point they are:
- "Kevin's famous chili."
- "I've got 99 problems and ____ is every single one."
- "Asking yourself, 'Would an idiot do that?'"
- "DECLARING BANKRUPTCY!"
- "Ruining your first impression with your new boss because you decided to wear a tuxedo to work as a joke."
- "What does Michael hate more than Toby?"
- "Meredith's casual Friday dress."
To be clear, the card decks are not technically official Cards Against Humanity expansion packs, as they're simply made in Photoshop and then printed by a particularly passionate Dunder Mifflin devotee [2] who goes by Giraffe King Games [3] on Etsy. Official or not, there's no denying they're about to amp up your game night for the better. Ahead, shop both bestselling decks and get a glimpse at the hysterical cards.
Buy the First Edition Here
Paper Against The Office Expansion Pack [5] ($31)
Peek at the Cards Inside
Buy the Second Edition Here
Paper Against The Office 2 Expansion Pack [6] ($31)
Peek at the Cards Inside
