Parks and Recreation [1] is one of the most quotable [2] TV shows of all time, which also means there is plenty of fodder for great gifts. If you want to find the perfect present for the poetic and noble land-mermaid [3] in your life — whether it's for the holidays or in honour of Calzone Day — then we have your solution. Even if the Parks and Rec fan in your life kind of hates most things, we guarantee that he or she is bound to love one of these Parks and Rec-inspired stocking stuffers.
Beautiful Talented Brilliant Powerful Muskox Bracelet
This Beautiful Talented Brilliant Powerful Muskox Bracelet [5] ($18) is perfect for anyone who needs a daily reminder of his or her awesomeness.
Pawnee Goddess Mug
Coffee is guaranteed to taste better when drunk from this Pawnee Goddess Mug [6] ($16).
Knope Swanson 2020 Shirt
Get this Knope Swanson 2020 Shirt [7] ($20) for the person who already knows who to write into the ballot in two years.
Ron Swanson Scotch Set of 2
This Ron Swanson Scotch Set of 2 [8] ($23) is certainly not for sissies.
Parks and Rec Inspired Zipper Pouch
There's no better place for a true fan to keep pens and pencils than this Parks and Rec Inspired Zipper Pouch [9] ($11).
Ron Swanson Breakfast Food Wooden Sign
You'd be hard-pressed to find a kitchen that doesn't need this Ron Swanson Breakfast Food Wooden Sign [10] ($7).
Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Women's Muscle Tank
With this Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Women's Muscle Tank [11] ($25), workouts (and hangovers) have never felt more fun.
Uteruses Before Duderuses Pillow
We dare you to find a couch that looks better without this Uteruses Before Duderuses Pillow [12] ($25).
Ron Swanson Minimalist Poster
This Ron Swanson Minimalist Poster [13] ($13) is perfect for anyone who needs reminding to whole-ass everything.
Leslie Knope Button Set
This Leslie Knope Button Set [14] ($4) will complement any fan's favourite bag or jacket.
Ron Swanson Coasters
These Ron Swanson Coasters [15] ($24) will prevent your loved ones from leaving water rings on all of their precious wooden surfaces.
Greetings From Pawnee Crewneck Sweatshirt
This Greetings From Pawnee Crewneck Sweatshirt [16] ($29) may look inconspicuous, but true fans will get it.
Treat Yo Self Tote Bag
Give the gift of treating yourself every day with this Treat Yo Self Tote Bag [17] ($20).
No Wrong Way to Consume Alcohol Wine Glass
This No Wrong Way to Consume Alcohol Wine Glass [18] ($12) will allow your favourite Parks and Rec fan to guzzle wine (or any other alcoholic beverage) in style.
You Are a Beautiful Rule-Breaking Moth Lined Notebook
Get the fan in your life a You Are a Beautiful Rule-Breaking Moth Lined Notebook [19] ($12), because Ann Perkins shouldn't be the only one to receive all of Leslie Knope's compliments.