It has been quite the week for Bachelor Nation. If you thought I was done with the highly addicting franchise and ready to get back to a productive routine detached from the couch after the three-hour finale of The Bachelorette [1] the night before, you are absolutely mistaken. Tuesday night's premiere of Bachelor in Paradise [2] not only gave some of Becca Kufrin's contestants [3] some much-deserved air time (I'm lookin' at you, Joe the Grocer [4]), but it was admittedly incredibly entertaining [5].
Aside from the Tia and Colton theatrics [6], I found myself genuinely interested in how it will all play out. Some shocking observations include my dissipating distaste for Jordan [7] (he was actually quite charming), the mysterious disappearance of Krystal's accent [8], and the fact that Chris is totally getting fashion advice [9] from Wills in the floral shirt department, right? Chris Harrison says this with every single BIP season, but could it really be the most dramatic one yet [10]?! It sure is starting off that way.
Read on to see the hilariously on-point reactions to the premiere of Bachelor in Paradise, and get ready to start shipping Joe and Kendall [11].
