20 Headlines We Almost Wrote About the Cats Trailer

The first official trailer for the Cats movie adaptation is here, and whew, it's a doozy. While the trailer is filled with breathtaking sets and flashy numbers, it's the actual stars dressed up as cats thing that is really throwing us off. Unlike the live-action Lion King, where actors lend their voices to actual animals, the film will follow in the footsteps — or should we say paw-steps? — of the original Broadway musical as Taylor Swift, Idris Elba, Jennifer Hudson and more cast members sing and dance in human form, but with pointy ears and fur all over their bodies.

Needless to say, a few of us POPSUGAR editors had a LOT of thoughts about the trailer. Here are just a few headlines we almost wrote, but didn't make the cut.

1. On a Scale From 1 to the FaceApp, Where Does the Cats Trailer Fall?
2. No, This Cats Trailer is Not from a Special Summer SNL Episode
3. The Cats Trailer Is Officially Here, and . . . What Did We Just Watch?
4. I'm So Glad the Cats Trailer Has Arrived to Unite the Nation
5. Why Does the Cats Trailer Look Like Those Old Quiznos Spongmonkey Commercials? An Investigation
6. Why Are There No Litter Boxes in the Cats Trailer? Seems Weird
7. I Just Watched the Cats Trailer, and No, I Can't Shake It Off
8. WhY IsN't ThEre a DoGs MoViE?
9. No, You Aren't Having a Bad Trip, This Is Really the Cats Movie Trailer
10. I Love Horror Movies, but the Cats Trailer Is a Bit Much For Me
11. The Cats Trailer Is Here And There's No Doing Anything Abou-ooo-owt It
12. I'm Either Too High or Not High Enough For This Cats Trailer
13. The Cats Trailer Has Arrived, and, Uh, What's Up With Their Teeth?
14. I'm Allergic to the Cats Trailer
15. So You Thought Animated Cats Needed to Emote? You Deserve the Cats Trailer
16. The Cats Trailer Is the One We Don't Need Right Now, but the One We Deserve
17. There's No Coming Back After You've Seen the Cats Trailer
18. We Just Want to Talk to Whoever Put Together the Cats Trailer
19. The Cats Trailer Is Why I Have My Therapist on Speed-Dial
20. We Watched the Cats Trailer and . . . We're Gonna Need More Catnip