Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Diwali, Winter solstice, or Festivus For the Rest of Us, it's always fun to spread holiday cheer. If you have a Seinfeld [1] fan in your life, then we have the perfect stocking stuffers for you, even if you don't watch Seinfeld yourself (not that there's anything wrong with that!). You may not be able to spare a square, but you might just be willing to invest in one of these gifts for your favourite Seinfeld lover.
A Campaign About Nothing Ceramic Mug
There's nothing wrong with getting this A Campaign About Nothing Ceramic Mug [3] ($20) for the Seinfeld-lover in your life.
No Soup For You! Spoon
This No Soup For You! Spoon [4] ($18) is perfect for anyone who strictly adheres to soup shop protocol.
Seinfeld Coasters
These Seinfeld Coasters [5] ($17) are both chic and utilitarian.
Yada Yada Yada Women’s Black Tank Top
Get this Yada Yada Yada Women's Black Tank Top [6] ($26) for anyone who'd rather spare you the details then tell the whole story.
Seinfeld Wine Charm Set of 6
Even if the Seinfeld fan in your life only has three other friends, they will still get plenty of use from this Seinfeld Wine Charm Set of 6 [7] ($31).
Monk's Cafe Art Print
This Monk's Cafe Art Print [8] ($14) will always remind the Seinfeld fan in your life of the best Upper West Side hangout spot.
2020 Seinfeld Quotes Typography Calendar
Have your loved one laughing all next year with this 2020 Seinfeld Quotes Typography Calendar [9] ($15).
Seinfeld T-Shirt
Show your love for the whole crew with a Seinfeld T-Shirt [10] ($16) with a little bit of everyone.
Serenity Now Handstamped Keychain
This Serenity Now Handstamped Keychain [11] ($15) is great for anyone who needs some help relaxing.
Seinfeldia: How a Show About Nothing Changed Everything
This book by Jennifer Keishin Armstrong — Seinfeldia: How a Show About Nothing Changed Everything [12] ($10) — is a must-read for any Seinfeld super fan.
Timeless Art of Seduction Enamel Pin
This sensuous George Costanza Timeless Art of Seduction Enamel Pin [13] ($5) will nicely complement any lapel. Also available in pin form: Jerry in the puffy shirt.
Seinfeld Minimalist Poster
We dare you to find a wall that looks better without this Seinfeld Minimalist Poster [14] ($12).
Seinfeld Magnetic Poetry Magnets
Your loved one is guaranteed endless hilarity with these Seinfeld Magnetic Poetry Magnets [15] ($24).
Vandelay Industries Hardbound Journal
This Vandelay Industries Hardbound Journal [16] ($10) is perfect for anyone struggling to find a job and in need of some fake employment.
Seinfeld Reusable Tote Bag
This Seinfeld Reusable Tote Bag [17] ($9) is a must for those looking to stuff their sorries in a sack.