It's the most joyous time of the year, everyone! Oh, I'm not talking about the holidays. I'm referring to the fact that The Bachelor kicks off on Jan. 6 and we now have intel on the 30 women hoping to steal Peter Weber's heart . These ladies have come from near (Los Angeles) and far (Canada!) to meet the handsome pilot. We don't know much about them, but I do have some snap judgments. Until we get more details, here are my first impressions of the cast. (And though she does appear in the trailer , I'm not including Hannah Brown because it's unlikely that she's a full-on contestant this season.)
Hometown: San Antonio, TX
First impression: A jean belt on a pair of jeans is absolutely genius. Points for being a master of denim. At this point, if Alayah B. is not wearing a denim evening gown when she exits the limo, I'm going to be disappointed.
Hometown: Chicago
First impression: I'm sure they airbrushed Alexa C.'s skin but dear lord it is PERFECTION. 10/10 would like to read about her skincare regimen.
Hometown: Fort Worth, TX
First impression: Hot pink is an aggressive choice for you Bachelor portrait, and I appreciate Avonlea E. going for it.
Hometown: Venice, FL
First impression: This photo looks like it was taken after 25 minutes of the photographer telling Courtney P. to move her arms/waist/shoulders/smile, "just a skosh."
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Hometown: Plano, TX
First impression: Deandra K. is anything but plain-o! (Ha, because she's from Plano . . . I'll see myself out.)
Hometown: Chicago
First impression: Eunice C. wants to talk to you about an exciting opportunity that will allow you to make money from home.
Hometown: Knoxville, TN
First impression: I'm getting a real strong Maria Menounos-meets-Sarah Hyland vibe from Hannah Ann S. I'm also almost positive I bought that dress at Limited Too in 2002. It did not look as good on me, TBH.
Hometown: Mesa, AZ
First impression: Ohhh, Jade M. went with the hand-in-pocket pose. So casual.
Hometown: Houston, TX
First impression: Jasmine N. is actually a highly ranking executive who quit her job to come here. You better appreciate her, Peter.
Hometown: New Lenox, IL
First impression: I am loving 👏🏻 this 👏🏽 confidence, Jenna S.!
Hometown: Chicago
First impression: I can practically see Katrina B. sitting by the fireplace with her champagne not engageing in the drama because she's here for the right reasons, thank you very much.
Hometown: Chicago
First impression: Kelley F. does not look cutthroat enough to make it past Week Two. Sorry, Kelley.
Hometown: Des Moines, IA
First impression: Kelsey W. is going to a fun backyard BBQ later. She made keto apps for everyone. (Try them! You won't even notice they're keto — she promises.)
Hometown: Roswell, GA
First impression: Kiarra N. is so sick of telling everyone, "No, not that Roswell."
Hometown: Los Angeles
First impression: Kylie R. is already excited about her trip to Bachelor in Paradise this Summer.
Hometown: Los Angeles
First impression: Lauren J. can't wait to take Peter to all her fav sushi spots in Silver Lake.
Hometown: NYC
First impression: Oh, Lexi B. Turn around now. This show is gonna hurt your feelings.
Hometown: Birmingham, AL
First impression: Madison B. got lash extensions JUST for this show, so you'd better bet she's making it to international travel week.
Hometown: Atlanta
First impression: Maurissa G. is honestly not sure how she got talked into this show.
Hometown: Daly City, CA
First impression: I see your aeroplane necklace and bohemian bracelets, Megan H. If your occupation isn't "Happy Wanderer," I'll be shocked.
Hometown: Langely, BC, Canada
First impression: This is just the beginning of Mykenna D.'s long career in reality TV culminating in a televised wedding to Bachelorette alum (and fellow Canadian) Daniel Maguire.
Hometown: NYC
First impression: Natasha P. is ready to talk to Peter about why NYC is way better than Los Angeles.
Hometown: Wellesley, MA
First impression: HOLD THE PHONE. Payton is rocking a DOUBLE hand-in-pocket with two thumbs through her belt loops. Is this unprecedented?!
Hometown: Knoxville, TN
First impression: Is Sarah C. not a 2020 version of season three Bachelorette Jen Schefft? Am I seeing things?
Hometown: Houston, TX
First impression: More like Savanah "Sorry, can I steal him for a minute?" M., am I right?
Hometown: Las Vegas
First impression: Not only is Shiann L. from Las Vegas, she has a musical note tattooed on her finger. She's definitely too cool for Peter.
Hometown: Birmingham, AL
First impression: Dress is on point, nails are on point, minimal jewellery, winning smile — Sydney H. has studied Bachelor portraits for years and got the combination just right.
Hometown: Syracuse, NY
First impression: Tammy is frankly pissed that she's missing all the beautiful Fall foliage in Syracuse to be in Los Angeles for filming.
Hometown: Virginia Beach, VA
First impression: Victoria F. is already getting DMs from the single men of Bachelor Nation.
Hometown: Alexandria, LA
First impression: Victoria P. is either the nicest woman you've ever met, or she's 100 percent here to steal your man. Hard to tell.