Dissecting Nearly Every Single Second of the Wildly Dramatic Gossip Girl Reboot Trailer

Imagine if we get an Euphoria and Gossip Girl crossover!

Chuck Bass, who?

It seems like these Upper East Siders might also be activists. Side note: can we talk about how much Eli Brown looks like Dan Humphrey? I can't unsee it.

Please give us BFF goals without the toxicity of Serena and Blair's relationship.

Jordan Alexander (who plays Julien) is a singer, so it's entirely possible.

Julien is definitely the new Blair with that wardrobe.

You know, the bar where Nate and Serena hooked up in the pilot episode . . .

This scene is giving me major thriller vibes. Is Gossip Girl gonna flip the script and make the show a murder mystery?

This isn't The CW's Gossip Girl anymore.

This scene reminds me of episode "The Ex Files" where Serena turns the whole school against Dan. Who are they giving this look to? Obie or Zoya?

"We own this school" is peek "You can go now." Queen Bee energy, for sure.

Really hoping this reboot gives the Queen Bee's minions more of a storyline.

Not only do the boys sit on the steps of the Met now, but someone is sitting at a higher level than the Queen Bee, which was a big no-no in the original. Remember Jonathan's unfortunate yoghurt "accident" when he didn't follow the rules? This group is shaking things up!

Should we start calling Zoya little Z?

The removal of this silk headband is so symbolic. We are clearly in a whole new era, folks!

Blair Waldorf, aka the queen of GIFs, would be proud.

Does one of the characters live in the same building??

Look at the zebra print chairs! That has to be Chuck Bass's hotel right?!

An ad about Gossip Girl? Graffiti? Are they spying on someone?

The Dan Humphrey and Joe Goldberg connections aren't lost on me.

That definitely looks like Dumbo! I wonder if we'll get more iconic shots of the Humphrey loft.

I'm living for these little Easter eggs.

Blair Waldorf would never!

Very interested to see how this works! *Zooms in on this screenshot*

Love this little Gossip Girl and You connection given all the initial comparisons. Also, spot the Playbill in the background! Is Broadway the new ballet of the reboot?

This is also your casual reminder that HBO Max created Instagram accounts for the characters!

Please give us more details about the ensemble cast, HBO Max!

Given the piano and the fact that he's in a scene with Julien, is he playing her dad? Perhaps Rufus 2.0? Maybe he's the one that owns all those Grammys from earlier in the trailer.

There are already so many rumours and theories going around, and she barely makes an appearance in the trailer. I'm so intrigued.

I guess she's playing Audrey's mom? Interested to see how this group of parents compares to the OG Gossip Girl parents, specifically if they can bring the same amount of drama to the show.

The OG Gossip Girl had some iconic guest appearances from artists like Lady Gaga and Florence + the Machine, so the reboot definitely has big shoes to fill.

Interested to see how this plays out!

The dress, the runway, it all screams Serena van der Woodsen! Is the Gossip Girl reboot giving us Queen Bee and It girl all wrapped in one? You know I love it!