If you really, really love someone, please don't say it like Joe Goldberg [1] or Love Quinn [2]. I'm begging you. Instead, express your feelings for the You [3] fans in your life with a Valentine's Day card. It turns out Etsy has a selection of funny (and slightly creepy) cards you might find in the book corner of Anavrin.
Have you been bumming off of someone else's Netflix subscription to watch the series? Show a little gratitude by sending an "I wolf you" their way. Are you head over heels for the love of your life? I cannot condone Joe-level obsession, but I can condone a sweet message via a creative card. Think outside of the glass box and check out a few of Etsy's best selections below — I'm so sorry, I'll see myself out. Meet you back here for season three in 2021 [4]?
I Like You But Not in a Creepy Way Valentine's Day Card
"I Like You But Not in a Creepy Way" Valentine's Day Card [6] ($5)
I Love YOU! Valentine's Day Card
"I Love YOU!" Valentine's Day Card [7] ($6)
I Wolf You Valentine's Day Card
I Wolf You Valentine's Day Card [8] ($4)
Joe Goldberg Valentine's Day Card
Joe Goldberg Valentine's Day Card [9] ($5)
It's Always Been You Valentine's Day Card
It's Always Been You Valentine's Day Card [10] ($5)
You "Stalker" Valentine's Day Card
You "Stalker" Valentine's Day Card [11] ($4)