Popsugar Entertainment Hannah Brown Reactions to Watching The Bachelorette For the First Time 57 Thoughts I Had While Watching The Bachelorette For the Very First Time 28 May 2019 by Chanel Vargas View On One Page Photo 1 of 6 ADVERTISEMENT () Start Slideshow Share This Link Copy ← Use Arrow Keys → 1 Some guy's shirt is already off — is this gonna be like Magic Mike? Whoo! Hannah's the Bachelorette . . . so does this mean they get married later? Yeah, why not film her awkwardly standing under a bridge? But just thinking about walking through that field of wheat makes my arms itchy. Roll tide? Roll tide! Who's the guy at the hardware store? Her uncle? A neighbour? Does everyone in Tuscaloosa just know each other? Pageant life seriously looks so stressful. Whoa, Alabama is so scenic and pretty. Her Instagram aesthetic must be gorgeous. Colton! He's the fence jumper from The Bachelor, right? HANNAH. YOU. ARE. GOOD. ENOUGH. She's a ballet teacher and she looks like a model in a bikini? Why is she even on this show? Previous Next Start Slideshow Hannah BrownThe BacheloretteReality TVTV