Dustin the Turkey's "Irelande Douze Points"
Ireland's 2008 entry was big on pastiche, with puppet Dustin the Turkey taking the spotlight. Believe it or not, this was not the bird's first musical outing. He'd already had quite the history of parodies.
Unfortunately, Dustin didn't make it to the grand finals, only reaching the semifinal stage. But he did whip up a barrel-load of headlines full of bad puns about turkeys.