Yay, David! 10 Timeless Moments Between Alexis and David on Schitt's Creek

When spoiled rich brats of the Rose family, namely Alexis and David, are forced to share one room in Schitt's Creek in a seemingly shady motel, they both want the bed farther away from the door, just in case if someone were to break into their room and murder them. It's hilarious to see it all pan out as they petulantly push Alexis's bag back and forth from one bed to another, saying, "You get murdered first!" A rather apt representation of their former self-centreed lives.

Let me tell you first-hand, keeping your sibling away from your food is a massive challenge, one that takes elaborate plotting and plan-devising to keep it out of their sight. When Alexis gets back from her run and finds her yoghurt gone, again, she catches David dead to rights, eliciting her to call him a "dirty, little raccoon" in her patented sing-song Alexis accent. However, it's a two-way street, as we later see Alexis picking through David's cake, leaving behind icing like a person "raised in a barnyard."

This right here is a small yet perfect example of how unusually bizarre Alexis and David's childhood was growing up. When Mutt gifts Alexis a bike to fill in the void that her spin classes have left, her reaction is incredibly priceless. Funnily enough, with the help of Twyla's curt learning technique, Alexis quickly finds her feet and takes it upon herself to pass the skill on to David. Seeing David do some paddling on his own, the Roses, especially Alexis, seem visually proud as they cheer him on.

When Alexis selflessly wouldn't let Stevie step down from her maid of honour duties, David offers her the next best job to give him away on the D-Day. When the day arrives, David is shell-struck to see Alexis decked in a gorgeous white wedding dress that didn't come with a veil but a headdress, mind you. In the most Schitt's Creek-y way, this adds to the impromptu surprises that the wedding day throws their way. But all's well that ends well as it turns out to be the most unconventionally beautiful ceremony where there was not a dry eye in the house. BRB as I give it yet another watch and bawl my eyes out like a bébé.