Schitt's Creek [1]'s Moira Rose is the essence of both style and grace with a vocabulary [2] that will easily put you in your place. It's no wonder it might be hard to find a gift for the person in your life who is ready to rock onwards and upwards at a moment's notice, particularly since they might be dealing with the show ending. If you're worried about causing them to act like a disgruntled pelican, bébé, we've got you covered [3]. After all, who has time amid all that chaos to make a list then check it twice in the style of Patty Hearst? From a phone case that shows off Moira's fabulous wig collection [4] to a mug that includes some of her best quotes [5], ahead are 25 gifts you might want to consider getting the Moira in your life.
Moira's Wigs Pattern Phone Case
They'll be able to carry Moira's wall of wigs with them with this Moira's Wigs Pattern Phone Case [7] ($21).
Moira Rose Quote Print
Any home would be a tad brighter with a Moira Rose Quote Print [8] ($12).
Moira Rose Funko Pop
If a mini Moira Rose is needed to get through 2020, then the Moira Rose Funko Pop [9] ($9, originally $11) is perfect.
"Gossip Is the Devil's Telephone" Moira Rose Mug
But how cool would they be if they had a "Gossip Is the Devil's Telephone" Moira Rose Mug [10] ($14) while gossiping?
The Crows Have Eyes 3 Koozie
The movie might not be real but they can at least feel like they have a piece of its merch with a The Crows Have Eyes 3 Koozie [11] ($7).
'90s Moira Rose Shirt
Moira Rose is an icon and they will feel like an OG stan with a '90s Moira Rose Shirt [12] ($14, originally $18).
Take a Bow Casetify Phone Case
While this may be a somewhat obscure reference to Moira's fashion sense, the Take a Bow Casetify Phone Case [13] ($55) is a subtle nod to the queen.
"Fold in the Cheese" Cutting Board
They can't fold in the cheese with this "Fold in the Cheese" Cutting Board [14] ($13), but they can certainly cut it.
Quilted Backpack
Moira's had several fabulous bags throughout the show and this Quilted Backpack [15] ($37) embodies her favourite pattern: stripes.
Mother Moira Ceramic Ornament
Their tree will look a little more festive with this Mother Moira Ceramic Ornament [16] ($9).
Faux Fur Headband
Winter is here,and a Faux Fur Headband [17] ($11) is a great way to stay warm and look a little more like Moira.
"Smells Like Moira Rose" Candle
The "Smells Like Moira Rose" Candle [18] ($17) comes in three distinct scents, mandarins/lemon, amber/pink lotus, and sandalwood/vanilla, depending on the Moira you feel like gifting.
Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wine Label
Make even the best wine a Herb Ertlinger original with a Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wine Label [19] ($5).
Women's Puff Long Sleeve Shirtdress
The Women's Puff Long Sleeve Shirtdress [20] ($38) has all the makings of a Moira Rose outfit. Puffed sleeves? Check. High neck? Check. Black? Check.
Satin Knot Headband
It may not be a fascinator, but the Satin Knot Headband [21] ($13) will give any look a little Moira Rose flair.
Lace Blouse
Another classic Moira Rose look, a Lace Blouse [22] ($30) is a great piece for a Schitt's Creek [23] fashionista.
The Crows Have Eyes Poster
Any Schitt's Creek [24] fan would be thrilled to have a The Crows Have Eyes Poster [25] ($20, originally $25), but Moira Rose fans might get a little emotional.
Rope-Detail Waist Belt
The Rope-Detail Waist Belt [26] ($20) is an easy way to pay homage to Moira Rose with an outfit.
“Elect Moira Rose” Magnet
A Moira Rose fan's fridge won't be complete without an "Elect Moira Rose" Magnet [27] ($8, originally $10).
Adult Adjustable Face Mask Set of 2
The patterns on this Adult Adjustable Face Mask Set of 2 [28] ($12) absolutely SCREAM Moira Rose would own them.
MAC Amplified Lipstick in Dubonnet
Is MAC Amplified Lipstick in Dubonnet [29] ($19) the exact colour Moira Rose wears on the show? It is acccording to Catherine O'Hara's personal makeup artist, Lucky Bromhead.
Convertible Mask Chain
Moira loves her pearls and the Convertible Mask Chain [30] ($30) would pair nicely with the previous mask set on this list.
Vintage Cat-Eye Sunglasses
Does Moira go anywhere without her Vintage Cat-Eye Sunglasses [31] ($11, originally $29)? Yes, but whoever receives this gift won't want to.
Long Rhinestone Earrings
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, but Long Rhinestone Earrings [32] ($13) might be Moira's best friend.
Moira Rose Quote Mug
They'll never forget any of Moira's best quotes with this Moira Rose Quote Mug [33] ($14, originally $16).