Schitt's Creek [1] may have come to an end after six legendary, wig-filled seasons, but its characters' one-liners will live on in our hearts forever. From David Rose's sarcastic quips and Alexis's celebrity name drops to Moira's penchant for wacky vocabulary words [2], there are almost too many Instagram-caption-worthy quotes to count. To separate the true Café Tropical regulars from the wannabe Schittheads, we created a fill-in-the-blank quiz based on lines from the Pop TV series. We kindly extend our best wishes and warmest regards to all who take on the challenge — good luck, bébés!