When the Checkout Line at Tesco on a Sunday Isn't 4 Miles Long For Once

Me Trying to Spot All the Unnecessary Exclamation Points I Need to Delete Before Sending Work Emails

That Face You Give Your Workout Instructor When They Say, "OK, Now THIS Is Actually Our Last Set!"

When You Get to the Bottom of Your Ben & Jerry's but Aren't Ready to Say Goodbye Yet

Live Footage of My Sleep Demons Lining Up For Battle as I Drift Off in Bed

When You Sit Down on the Toilet in a Public Bathroom, Only to Realise There's No Toilet Paper Left

Me Sitting on My Bed With Wet Hair Right After Texting My Friends, "I'll Be There Soon!"

When You're 2 Glasses of Wine Deep and "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac Comes On

Welcoming Your Credit Card Back to Your Wallet After Losing It on a Night Out

Me Pretending to Laugh at My Bumble Date's Horrible Jokes Between Glances at My Watch

When You're 7 Episodes Deep on a New Show and Netflix Asks If You're Still Watching

When Someone Compliments the Winged Eyeliner You Spent 45 Minutes Perfecting

Suiting Up to Do a Late-Night Deep Dive on Every Single One of Your Crush's Social Media Pages

When You Realise You Accidentally Left a Candle Burning at Home

Me and My Bestie Agreeing to Marry Each Other If We're Both Still Single in 10 Years

Me Looking at Any Photo of Corgi Butts

When You Haven't Cleaned Your Home in a Few Months and It's Time to Get Down to Business

Me Holding Onto the Last Shred of Willpower to Not Consume All My New Snacks in 1 Sitting

When Your Drunk Friend Wanders Off at the Bar and You Have to Go Hunt Them Down

When the Refund From Your Online Shopping Return Finally Hits Your Bank Account Out of the Blue

Looking at Your Houseplant For Forgiveness After Neglecting to Water It For 3 Weeks Straight

Me Convincing My Roommates to Watch a Horror Movie With Me Because I'm Too Scared to Watch It Alone