If you don't own a gold lamé turban, sequins, or a fur coat, don't even bother showing up to Marc Jacobs's Fashion Week release party for Gloss — even if you are invited. That's because, as Yahoo Style pointed out, the party has a very strict "dress to kill" code, and it doesn't leave any wiggle room for those who don't take fashion seriously — or those who don't own "Patti Heart Symbionese Liberation Army gear" or "metal mesh." So, while we're hoping Zoolander can help us answer exactly what "rollerina chic" looks like and whether or not there will in fact be a walk-off at the event, we highly suggest you read through the complete list of suggested attire. This is not a drill.
STRICT DRESS TO KILL CODE WILL BE ENFORCED: FUR COATS OVER LINGERIE, LIP GLOSS, JERRY HALL SIDE-SWEPT HAIR, SEQUINS, GOLD LAMÉ TURBANS, PATTI HEARST SYMBIONESE LIBERATION ARMY GEAR, ROGUE, ROLLERINA CHIC, SHEER HAREM PANTS, MINI SKIRTS AND MUSCULAR LEGS, PLATINUM RECORDS AS HEAD GEAR, SEQUINS, GRACE JONES BUTCH REALNESS, GLOSS-Y SKIN, BLEACHED EYEBROWS, SLITS, RIDING IN ON A WHITE HORSE, SEQUINS, SKY HIGH STILETTOS, MIRRORED AVIATORS, METAL MESH, COWL NECKLINE HALTERS, OR EYES OF LAURA MARS CHIC. NO FLAT SHOES. NO MATTE SURFACES. NO NATURAL LOOKS.