Fade in: It's the early '00s and I'm a teen in a sticky floored, all-ages venue mosh pit. In the future twenty-ish years from now, between the opening band and headliner, three of the punk rockers I'm watching will marry Cameron Diaz and Nicole Richie; and get engaged to Kourtney Kardashian. This makes me realise two things: (1) I'm old and (2) life is completely, utterly unpredictable.
Did anyone see Kourt and Travis coming? If you did, congratulations on your foresight and please text me some winning lottery numbers.
Even if you didn't see it coming, you have to admit this is a really fun (really hot) couple, especially as their styles solidify. Kourtney's fashion has always been sexy (she is a Kardashian, after all), but she's ditched the Calabasas vibe and is now dressing through the lens of her beau's world. She's the cool, popular girl with a Rockstar drummer boyfriend. She's still wearing Mugler and Balenciaga, but the labels are now lining vinyl pants and leather corsets. She's still carrying a Birkin, but will now pair the 5-figure bag with a Cannibal Corpse t-shirt.
Travis' style hasn't changed too much since his romance with Kourtney, which I think is a sign of how good their relationship is. She's not trying to change him into something he's not by tossing out his ripped up tees and forcing him into Gucci. In fact, she's celebrating his style by borrowing his leather jackets and adding to his tattoos. I'm very invested in this relationship's aesthetic, if only because I cannot wait to see how it culminates at their wedding.
Will the newly punk Kardashian wear a black wedding gown? It's all I'm living for in 2022!