Miley Cyrus [1] is marketing her new merch collection with the same bold energy that filled her while nakedly swinging from *that* giant wrecking ball nearly eight years ago. The singer showed off a piece from her recently released Plastic Hearts [2] clothing line — a pink muscle tee that reads "Miley Cyrus Made Me Realise I Am Gay" alongside several phallic illustrations — while posing on the hood of her dad's truck. She captioned a series of sexy Instagram snaps, "IDK what @billyraycyrus is gonna be more pissed about! Me making a shirt that says 'I ❤️ Dick' or crawling all over his truck in my @gucci heels!" In addition to the metallic Gucci sandals mentioned, Miley styled her oversize T-shirt with a vintage Gucci-logo belt and no pants, natch.
That isn't the only NSFW item Miley has teased from her album-themed drop this week — on Wednesday, she slipped into an unreleased pair of "F*ck Miley Cyrus" sweatpants, a crop top, and white cowboy boots while singing about strutting her stuff on stage. We're sure her best friend Lesley is thinking, "Oh, she's just being Miley" [3] right about now. If you're interested in repping Miley's new merch while striking a pose on your dad's car (or, y'know, just chillin' on your couch), you can browse our favourite picks ahead or visit her online shop for more [4].