While they can sometimes be dismissed as vulgar or crass, studies show that people quick to swear are actually smarter than their noncursing counterparts. [1] So why not show the sailor in your life some love with these gifts?
From Mother's Day [2] to your BFF's birthday, we've got you covered. So ditch the tired kitschy, inspirational picks [3] and basic getups — we're looking at you, motivational t-shirts [4] and standard, solid-coloured leggings — and read on to find some activewear with f*cking attitude.
Constantly Varied Gear Goal Weight: Sexy as F*ck Shirt
This Constantly Varied Gear Goal Weight: Sexy As F*ck Shirt [5] ($30) is perfect for your aesthetics-focused BFF. (Who needs a scale, anyway?)
Drink Your F*cking Water Water Bottle
We all need a little reminder sometimes. This hilarious Drink Your F*cking Water Water Bottle [6] ($15) will do the trick.
Workout Princess Sweat More B*tch Less Racerback Tank
This Workout Princess Sweat More B*tch Less Racerback Tank [7] ($25) gets straight to the point. No pain, no gain, right?
FitnessApparelCo Hungry AF Workout Tank
For the woman in your life who works out to eat whatever the f*ck she wants, try the FitnessApparelCo Hungry AF Workout Tank [8] ($19).
Running Out of F*cks Workout Tank
We think this Running Out of F*cks Workout Tank [9] ($24) poses a valid question.
Funny Threadz Too Bad B*ching Doesn't Burn Calories Tank Top
This Funny Threadz Too Bad B*tching Doesn't Burn Calories Tank Top [10] ($22) reminds us that the truth hurts.
Look Like a Mermaid Curse Like a Sailor Tumbler
For the girl that can do both: this Look Like a Mermaid Curse Like a Sailor Tumbler [11] ($20).