Never mind fishing trips [1], cuff links, and men's aftershave, the present that will most grab you dad's attention this Father's Day [2] is as extra as can be. Say hello, or "Wait, you exist?", to the Father's Day Personalised Cornish Pasty [3] (£25) by Philp's Famous Pasties. In a victorious attempt to outdo all personalised gifts on the internet, this deliciously shareable pasty allows a 20-character personalisation and comes in a variety of flavours including steak, minced beef, Davidstow cheese, vegetable, and Quorn — so even vegan dads can get in on the action!

The personalised pasties are crafted with love and the "finest local ingredients", shipped across the UK in a gloriously designed box. It must be noted that, as Philp's prefers not to use preservatives, it is best to consume within 24 hours, so plan your delivery strategically. Alternatively, the pasties can be frozen, ready to thaw out and surprise you papa on the day of the dad. The question is, if you haven't already pressed "add to basket," do you even care for your father at all?