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Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur

Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur Is Here to Make Your Cocktails Magical AF

In the latest installment of Things Being Taken Over by Unicorns, we present you with unicorn tears gin liqueur. It's officially the most whimsical way to get tipsy, and yes, it's just as real as the unicorns it's made from. Firebox, the company behind the magical alcohol, describes it as "a mythical spirit made from the tears of humanely raised unicorns" and sells it in 500ml bottles for £40. In order to bottle up the unicorns' tears, the company claims that it feeds the "beautiful beasts entire wheelbarrows of citrus fruit, oranges, juniper berries, bunches of coriander, and sticks of liquorice. We then force down this concoction with a giant glittery pestle, like fantasy foie gras, and reap the tears as they fall."

The bottled gin has a shimmery light-pink hue — it even has iridescent glittery liquid inside. Add it to the menu alongside unicorn sprinkles, unicorn cakes, unicorn doughnuts and unicorn macarons for the ultimate unicorn party.