Have you ever had one of those days when you wake up in the morning and absolutely do not feel like P. Diddy [1]? Unfortunately for Ke$ha and her 2009 anthem "TiK ToK," we're quite familiar with those mornings [2]. Fortunately for us, we've stumbled upon the ultimate accessory to brighten our moods and let our cups do the talking: Firebox recently released a set of five explicit mugs for each day of the week that capture our energy (or lack thereof) perfectly — because yep, it's f*cking Monday!

The F*cking Weekday Cups [3] ($37) might not hold enough caffeine necessary for getting sh*t done, but they are guaranteed to bring a smile to your groggy state [4]. They even have hilarious annoyances listed inside each cup, like, "f*ckin eye bags" and "f*cking snooze." But listen, if we spot a coworker drinking from the "F*cking Friday" mug during an afternoon meeting, we promise not to ask what they're sipping on.