Brach's Turkey Dinner Candy Corn: A Brutally Honest Review
I Tried Brach's New Turkey Dinner Candy Corn and (Barely) Lived to Tell the Tale
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Don't let the bag's cosy fall foliage theme trick you into thinking this is an enjoyable treat you'll want to casually toss back by the fistful while sitting in a park. The plastic packet contains tiny morsels that serve as a poison to the taste buds, a juggernaut for the gag reflex, and an assault to the nostrils. I'm not exaggerating when I say that even looking at a picture of the packageing sends shivers down my spine and triggers that weird sensation you get in your jaw before throwing up.